having a bad day

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Wednesday, 13-Apr-2005 13:22:03

HAVING A BAD DAY???

In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same
bed,
on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical
condition.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do
with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the
deaths
occurred around 11:00 a.m. on; Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts
was
assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.

The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all of the
doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for
themselves
what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden
crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil
spirits.

Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday
sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he
could
use the vacuum cleaner.

Post 2 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Wednesday, 13-Apr-2005 17:37:02

thats a good one, ive heard it before.

Post 3 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Thursday, 14-Apr-2005 12:59:15

dear me that's disturbed smile.

Post 4 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Thursday, 14-Apr-2005 12:59:50

dear me that's disturbed smile.